No, how to kiss dudes, etc. is not a part of Boy Scouts.
How to…
- do a two-person arm carry (both styles).
- use a boot/shoe as an arm brace, since it is approximately the same length as your forearm.
- love 50 mile bike rides through Wisconsin
- understand the fact that you cannot ride a bike head-first into a ditch, and not crash
- measure objects to a decent degree of accuracy, since a fingertip is approximately one inch.
- build many types of campfires, with three main ones:
- throw knives and hatchets
- shoot a compound bow and arrow
- shoot a variety of guns
- perfectly place molten lead into a piece of pinewood for both maximum acceleration and maximum top-speed
- cook practically anything with a fire, with or without aluminum foil
- do CPR
- “Nope, I did” (inside joke)
- sell massive amounts of delicious popcorn to strangers and family alike
- dominate at capture the flag (and would still like to play if there is anyone interested; we can play kickball afterward!)
- understand the importance of Mag LIghts as your best friend
- understand the importance of pocketknives as your best friend
- realize camping is sweet, both summer and winter
- recognize that the kid with his mother as a troop leader was weird… and…
- love the fact that my mother was a troop leader.
There we have it. 20 things. This is one of the things I did during my 62 hour no-sleep binge. Not bad.